hello my name is Ryan and i have a funny story, i will make this quick one day i escaped the clutches of evil when they were trying to catch me for drinking sacret forbiden drink, so i walked to the holy land that had a sign of a big M and i got something to eat. it was fun.
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out.”
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kumar
5/23/2009 05:43:30 pm
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kumar
5/23/2009 05:46:44 pm
i have noticed you have stolen a picture of me, and you are sayong its you. please rempve it, it is identity fraud! this is a picture of me as a baby and as you can see it is exactly the same!
ahaha those stories are so funny. i once met a boy called Devon van saa kata he lived in a small village near me, this was when i lived in the kapooa tribe and he offered me an onion and he only had 2 he was so unselfish. i wish him and his family well.
TOH
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the author
5/27/2009 08:19:42 pm
Hello hello? is anyone out there i need your help.
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ryan
5/27/2009 08:20:39 pm
hey.
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the author
5/27/2009 08:21:39 pm
i need your help my friend. the forces of evil are at work here.
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ryan
5/27/2009 08:23:38 pm
what is it you need? x
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the Tran=man
5/27/2009 08:25:25 pm
Do you remember that time you said we would be friends no matter what happened for ever and ever, not end ever not ever never ever end not ever end?
i see you haven't got my story in your website yet?? look me up on wikipedia
идэх хаан хөх сум
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mr pickles
6/30/2009 09:54:26 am
i have a large range of pickles
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ryan
6/30/2009 09:56:40 am
The Japanese macaque (Macaca fuscata) had been observed in the wild for a period of over 30 years.
In 1952, on the island of Koshima, scientists were providing monkeys with sweet potatoes dropped in the sand. The monkey liked the taste of the raw sweet potatoes, but they found the dirt unpleasant.
An 18-month-old female named Imo found she could solve the problem by washing the potatoes in a nearby stream. She taught this trick to her mother. Her playmates also learned this new way and they taught their mothers too.
This cultural innovation was gradually picked up by various monkeys before the eyes of the scientists. Between 1952 and 1958 all the young monkeys learned to wash the sandy sweet potatoes to make them more palatable. Only the adults who imitated their children learned this social improvement. Other adults kept eating the dirty sweet potatoes.
Then something startling took place. In the autumn of 1958, a certain number of Koshima monkeys were washing sweet potatoes -- the exact number is not known. Let us suppose that when the sun rose one morning there were 99 monkeys on Koshima Island who had learned to wash their sweet potatoes. Let's further suppose that later that morning, the hundredth monkey learned to wash potatoes.
THEN IT HAPPENED!
By that evening almost everyone in the tribe was washing sweet potatoes before eating them. The added energy of this hundredth monkey somehow created an ideological breakthrough!
But notice: A most surprising thing observed by these scientists was that the habit of washing sweet potatoes then jumped over the sea...Colonies of monkeys on other islands and the mainland troop of monkeys at Takasakiyama began washing their sweet potatoes. Since then the Japanese macaque had been nicknamed "the Potato Cleaner".
Thus, when a certain critical number achieves an awareness, this new awareness may be communicated from mind to mind.
Although the exact number may vary, this Hundredth Monkey Phenomenon means that when only a limited number of people know of a new way, it may remain the conscious property of these people.
But there is a point at which if only one more person tunes-in to a new awareness, a field is strengthened so that this awareness is picked up by almost everyone!
From the book "The Hundredth Monkey" by Ken Keyes, Jr. The book is not copyrighted and the material may be reproduced in whole or in part.
Read the whole book.
The Hundredth Monkey Revisited.
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bryan (not ryan)
6/30/2009 09:57:28 am
Water vs. Coke WATER... 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated (likely applies to half the world population). In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. Even mild dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters, a U-Washington study showed. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of suffers. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or a printed page. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day? As a rule of thumb - drink half your weight in ounces of water a day. If you workout 3+ times a week and live in a humid climate add another 24+ ounces to that number. Additionally, caffeine and alcohol dehydrate the body; drink twice the water as you did coffee or alcohol to replace water loss. COKE... In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk of their cruisers to remove blood from the highway after an accident. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone within 3 days. To clean a toilet bowl; pour a can of Coke into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers; rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coke. The corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt for several minutes. To remove grease from cloths: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy cloths, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. FOR YOUR INFORMATION... The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in Osteoporosis. To carry Coke syrup the commercial truck must use the Hazardous Material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean their truck engines for about 20 years!
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